For your delight and delectation - a tantalising sample of the script.
Pru, the wife of the owner of the Seaview hotel, has seen the pirates from a distance and announces it to her husband.
Pru
I can see them making their way up from the harbour steps. They may want food and lodging.

James
Food and - or lodging.

Pru
What?

James
Food and - or lodging. You implied they might want both when in fact they might want either or both.

Pru
Sometimes James, I feel like screaming and kicking you

James
That’s screaming and - or kicking me. You might want to do either or both.